WELCOME TO EARTH-4
A Weekly Column with J. Torrey McClain
I got to drive 125 miles south and east yesterday to visit the horde of awesome that is Comic-Con. As usual, it was a blast and I wish I had the mutant ability of Jamie Madrox the Multiple Man to see every panel, hang out at every booth, visit every place outside the Con and then at the end of the day, try every dessert at Café Zucchero. However, I am just one man in one place at one time in this universe. So, let me break down my small piece of Saturday in San Diego.
- As a Los Angeleno, the two banes of my existence in this metropolitan monstrosity are traffic and parking. Driving down took only two hours and I found a lot that only charged $5 for 12 hours. It doesn’t get much better than that.
- At forty minutes before high noon, I made my way to room nine and the line forming outside. The line kept on filling and filling and soon I was glad to have foregone any extra time on the floor, for I got to see “Berkeley Breathed: The Last Comic-Con Panel!” The whole session consisted of Breathed joking about himself, his love of merchandising and his “tiff” with Bill Watterson. Sitting in the room laughing made evident the comic quickness of the mind behind Opus and Bill the Cat. It made me miss “Bloom County,” “Calvin and Hobbes” and “The Far Side,” all bits of my past that now only show up in collections (like the future upcoming collection of Breathed’s work “Academia Waltz” from his time at the University of Texas.) The bit of the panel that will stick with me the most is about how times have changed and how the comic pages have begun to fade. Pieces of art, comedy and commentary that were in 100 million newspapers on kitchen tables 30 years ago, now barely make it out of the tin boxes in the vestibules of IHOPs.
- I may have missed the “Saga” panel at 1 pm, but I caught Brian K. Vaughn and Fiona Staples during the “Strong Female Characters” panel two hours later in the same room. June Brigman, Colleen Coover, Sara Mayhew, Jimmy Palmiotti, Amanda Conner, Paul Tobin, Vaughn and Staples talked about what it takes to make strong female characters, how they approach it and listed some of their current favorites. The story that will last with me though came from the moderator, Maggie Thompson. She told the story of her husband reading to their daughter a run of “Fantastic Four” every night before bed. As a gift for their daughter when she was away in college they gave her a bound collection of a great many of those same stories. When she received them and started to read the stories, she angrily called her mom and yelled that these were not the stories her father had read to her. It turns out that her father had read her all of Reed Richard’s lines as the words said by Sue Storm. He didn’t want the only female superhero in the story to be the one that fades and hides.