The Simpsons–A 12-day, 552-episode mega-marathon begins today

It’s time to take your vacation, to call in sick, or do whatever you have to do. It’s Matt Groening’s The Simpsons. And it’s all 26 seasons, including the movie, in order. Oh my. It all begins today.

Take a trip back in time to 1989. And re-live every pop culture reference, every celebrity satire, and every angst-ridden moment since. Donut-eating Homer, big blue haired Marge, skateboard wielding Bart, unappreciated Lisa, and never-aging baby Maggie.

Re-live the first time you met Mr. Burns, Sideshow Bob, and Ralph Wiggum.

Experience again the Simpsons world voices of those now passed, like Phil Hartman, George Carlin, Paul Winfield, Johnny Cash, Gary Coleman, Dick Clark, Marcia Wallace, Rodney Dangerfield, Joey Ramone, Ernest Borgnine, Johnny Carson, Werner Klemperer, Larry Hagman, Audrey Meadows, Michael Jackson, Harry Morgan, and George Harrison.

Where else could you find all these celebrities in one place? Liam Neeson, Mark Hamill, Andy Serkis, Mr. T, Paul Newman, Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore, Michael Keaton, Bette Midler, Brian Setzer, Richard Gere, Tim Conway, Martin Mull, Helen Hunt, Robert Wagner, Lenny Kravitz, Isabella Rossellini, Paul McCartney, Darryl Strawberry, Bob Newhart, Meg Ryan, Dustin Hoffman, Steve Martin, John Ratzenberger, Tom Petty, Kirk Douglas, Steven Wright, Rachel Weisz, Hugh Laurie, Eddie Izzard, Mel Gibson, Willem Dafoe, Robert Forster, Martha Stewart, the Dixie Chicks, Linda Ronstadt, Max Von Sydow, Donald Sutherland, Mandy Patinkin, Tony Blair, Little Richard, Gary Busey, Henry Winkler, Emily Blunt, Colm Meaney, Benedict Cumberbatch, Lady Gaga, Brent Spiner, Marisa Tomei, Kurt Loder, Gillian Anderson, Treat Williams, J.K. Rowling, Cloris Leachman, Sir Mix a Lot, Tom Arnold, Topher Grace, and Sting. Ruin anyone’s chance to compete with you at “Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon” with this series, people.

The big marathon, which includes The Simpsons Movie, all starts today at 9 a.m. Central, and runs through September 1, on the FXX network. Want to catch a particular season or episode? Here’s a handy dandy schedule (all times Central time zone):

• Season 1: 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., Aug. 21
• Season 2: 3:30 p.m. Aug. 21 to 2:30 a.m. Aug. 22
• Season 3: 2:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Aug. 22
• Season 4: 2:30 p.m. Aug. 22 to 1:30 a.m. Aug. 23
• Season 5: 1:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Aug. 23
• Season 6: 12:30 p.m. Aug. 23 to 1 a.m. Aug. 24
• Season 7: 1 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Aug. 24
• Season 8: 1:30 p.m. Aug. 24 to 2 a.m. Aug. 25
• Season 9: 2 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Aug. 25
• Season 10: 2:30 p.m. Aug 25 to 2 a.m. Aug. 26
• Season 11: 2 a.m. to 1 p.m. Aug. 26
• Season 12: 1 p.m. Aug. 26 to 11:30 p.m. Aug. 26
• Season 13: 11:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. Aug. 27
• Season 14: 10:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. Aug. 27
• Season 15: 9:30 p.m. Aug. 27 to 8:30 a.m. Aug. 28
• Season 16: 8:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. Aug. 28
• Season 17: 7 p.m. Aug. 28 to 6 a.m. Aug. 29
• Season 18: 6 a.m. to 5 p.m. Aug. 29
• The Simpsons Movie: 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Aug. 29
• Season 19: 7 p.m. Aug. 29 to 5 a.m. Aug. 30
• Season 20: 5 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Aug. 30
• Season 21: 3:30 p.m. Aug. 30 to 3 a.m. Aug. 31
• Season 22: 3 a.m. to 2 p.m. Aug. 31
• Season 23: 2 p.m. Aug. 31 to 1 a.m. Sept. 1
• Season 24: 1 a.m. to noon Sept. 1
• Season 25: Noon Sept. 1 to 11 p.m. Sept. 2